May 2012
13 posts
April 2012
7 posts
March 2012
4 posts
February 2012
1 post
January 2012
8 posts
My grandmother just said. “Even the Polish, I’m not crazy.” I think she was talking about the language.
December 2011
9 posts
Fun Fact: The Lakers have four white guys on the court, at the same time, for the first time since they left Minneapolis in 1958.
Enter to win a new Canon 5D MK II camera body from @Adorama and Scott Bourne. Please RT. Info at: http://t.co/V7jmnrtp
So long Big Baby. Thanks for the four entertaining years, and helping win number 17.
Eye of the Tiger is greatest song ever written. It’s so cool, it ended the Cold War. #newgirlondvr
Gonna be hard to top last week. @MalinAkerman liked my mustache, and I won a free 1-topping pizza! So yeah, pretty much a modern Mark Spitz.
RT @michaelianblack: Now a black guy will never be president.
November 2011
13 posts
Rest in Peace Patrice O’Neal. One of my favorite comedians. Because of him, I always get a receipt.
Why does everyone in the Windows 7 commercials look like they’re Dirk Nowitzki’s relatives?
RT @Nas: Peep this #NFSTheRun kit! Want to be a #EAVIP & win one? RT this NOW to win & I’ll pick the winner Thursday #RaceF http://t.co/ …
