February 2012
1 post
January 2012
8 posts
My grandmother just said. “Even the Polish, I’m not crazy.” I think she was talking about the language.
December 2011
9 posts
Fun Fact: The Lakers have four white guys on the court, at the same time, for the first time since they left Minneapolis in 1958.
Enter to win a new Canon 5D MK II camera body from @Adorama and Scott Bourne. Please RT. Info at: http://t.co/V7jmnrtp
So long Big Baby. Thanks for the four entertaining years, and helping win number 17.
Eye of the Tiger is greatest song ever written. It’s so cool, it ended the Cold War. #newgirlondvr
Gonna be hard to top last week. @MalinAkerman liked my mustache, and I won a free 1-topping pizza! So yeah, pretty much a modern Mark Spitz.
RT @michaelianblack: Now a black guy will never be president.
November 2011
13 posts
Rest in Peace Patrice O’Neal. One of my favorite comedians. Because of him, I always get a receipt.
Why does everyone in the Windows 7 commercials look like they’re Dirk Nowitzki’s relatives?
RT @Nas: Peep this #NFSTheRun kit! Want to be a #EAVIP & win one? RT this NOW to win & I’ll pick the winner Thursday #RaceF http://t.co/ …
RT @NeedforSpeed: #NFSTheRun is giving away a #EAVIP kit! Retweet this to enter to win one. Winners picked 11/16. #RaceForYourLife http: …
So long Papelbon. May your stare-down live on forever.
It is really nice outside…Glad I’m sitting at my desk inside.
About to rock the red at the Caps game. Hopefully I won’t pull a muscle.
October 2011
10 posts
Redskins football, it’s fan-terrible.
Just got very excited, thought I saw “Steve Guttenberg” under “People You May Know” on Facebook, but I misread it.
This game is a suck.
RT @TerrillMusic: “The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can’t be sure of their authenticity” - Abe Lincoln
RT @ConanOBrien: Just spent 5 hours organizing my Qwikster queue. Really starting to love this new site! #qwikster4life
RT @ConanOBrien: They say if you love something, set it free. So I just set free my collection of Korean pornography.
Steve Jobs, you will be missed.
RT @jordanrubin: There are two types of people in this world: People who are good at math.
September 2011
19 posts
In the News section of Washington Post site has “Red Sox” followed by “Exploding toilets.” That seems about right.
Hey baseball, thanks for waisting my time for the last week. And 2011 Red Sox, let’s not do that again, it’s bad for my health.
Well, that was a suck.
RT @fivethirtyeight: One of John Lackey’s major disadvantages is not being good at baseball.
I’m sorry, but Radiohead has just sounded like noise to me for the last 10 years. #SNL
